What's a funny "one liner" I could wrap up this screen play with?

So basically it's a twist on Little Red. The grandma is jealous of little red because they both like the lumberjack, and accidentally kills her. Her husband is jealous of her crush. so attempts to kill the lumber jack, but fails. The wolf and lumberjack are about to take them to jail, and the daughter (little reds mom) needs to say a pun to end it. I NEED HELP PLEASE !